Great Scott! There's no time to explain! It's me Emmett "Doc" Brown from the Back to the Future trilogy! If anything around here sparks or gets a bit explode-y… that's normal for my inventions. I'm a scientist/inventor and I travel through time in a non-traditional time machine -- a Delorean sports car powered by 1.21 giga-watts of energy flowing through a flux-capacitor! Egads! Those screaming guitar riffs you hear are just Marty -- the precocious teenager that I've hired to work as my purely platonic lab-assistant and aid me in my incredibly dangerous adventures in time! Oh no! It's the Libyans!!! They're here to settle the score after I lied about making them a bomb. Let's get out of here! I bet you're asking where we can run to… but I think the better question is WHEN can we run to?! The answer is THE FUTURE.
Brilliant! An audio-visual aggressive rhyming contest where -- oh, who am I? You, my friend, can just call me "the Doctor." I'm a Time Lord (a centuries-old alien) and I travel through time and space in a non-traditional time machine -- the TARDIS, er, well, I guess to you it just looks like a 1960's-style British Police telephone booth. It's bigger on the inside. [A pretty-ish British girl runs by screaming, chased by some kind of creature.] Ah, that's just my latest companion -- I'm always traveling with someone or another in a consistently platonic way. "Doctor Who", the tv-show based on my life, was produced by the BBC and has been running sporadically since the 1960's. Massive audiences tune in to watch me go toe-to-toe with enemies with low-budget special-effects like the Cybermen and the Daleks -- who actually, really, had what looked like a toilet plunger as part of their design. As a Time Lord, I can regenerate if I'm critically wounded and "recast" myself with a new personality and physical form up to thirteen times.
TheEpicLLOYD
EpicLLOYD
Big shout out & thanks to @skrillex from the whole @ERBofHistory crew for rockin the YouTube Live show this past weekend
#youtubecomedyweek
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nicepeter
Hi! wanna help and be in an ERB news? Tweet me a photo of you or more people watching a rap battle, the weirded the better, ASAP please!
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TearStainedAsh
TearStainedAsh
RT @hellobrowneyes: @nicepeter Gorillas like #erb too. http://t.co/VZvTJIJbqw
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DJ_Antonelli
DJ_Antonelli
The Epic Rap Battle: Mozart vs Skrillex still remains my favorite ERBOH. #ERB
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