Hello there. I’m a theoretical physicist from Germany. I created the the theory of general relativity that unifies the ideas of gravity. I also created the idea of “spacetime,” which combines space and time and might actually prove time travel is possible. I know, I know, science can get a little boring, which is why I’m also crazy eccentric. Just look at my hair, it’s wild because I never combed it. I also hated wearing socks, loved playing the violin and married my cousin! Probably, my best known equation is E=MC2. It means Energy equals Mass times the Speed of Light (300,000,000 meters per second) squared. Dumbed down, it means anything that’s a “thing” can be turned into energy. Unfortunately, that led to the discovery of the atom bomb, which totally sucked. I hate it when science is used by boring, awful people. Like I always said, “Imagination is more important than knowledge." Suck on that nerds.
‘Sup? I’m a theoretical physicist and cosmologist, like my man Carl Sagan. I’m also from England, but you can probably tell that from my accent. Psych! You’ve been Hawking burned! I’m in this chair because I’ve got the worst case of Lou Gehrig’s disease anyone’s ever seen. But I’m better than then most because most with this disease do not live past 40! And I’m 70! Hellllls yeah. I also have to use this computer to talk because I got pneumonia while visiting the Cern Hadron Collider. They had to perform an emergency tracheotomy and boom, now I sound like a Speak and Spell. But it’s cool, it doesn’t slow me down, I’ve been married twice! I’m also CRAZY smart. I’m trying to find the answer to the "Theory of Everything” which includes deciphering a P-Brane, a spatially extended mathematical concept in String Theory. See, I told you I was fuckin’ smart. I also wrote a huge best seller called “A Brief History of Time,” that tries to explain the Big Bang, black holes and light cones to idiots like you. Good luck!