Batman…Who am I? I am the night. A shadow that brings fear and justice to the inhabitants of Gotham City. The world's greatest detective, galvanized to fight crime in whatever way possible following the murder of my parents. I may not have any fancy superpowers, but with my enthusiastic boy sidekick, Robin, and my trusty butler, Alfred, along with millions of dollars worth of crime-fighting equipment, I've done alright so far. Am I Bruce Wayne, billionaire playboy? Perhaps, or maybe that's just the mask I wear to hide my true identity… I'm BATMAN.
Sherlock HolmesEgads! Sherlock Holmes here. World's greatest detective, I've solved some of the world's toughest cases all over the globe. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle created me in a world-famous series of novels and short stories. My logical reasoning and observation skills are unsurpassed and, no matter what you hear, I really only wear that floppy-eared hat some of the time. Emotions must be left out of a good investigation, not that I have to worry about that, I'm mostly ambivalent towards women (aside from one enchanting Irene Adler) and have a mediocre relationship with my brother Mycroft. Might I offer you some violin music--I find it helps my thinking… Or perhaps you'd like to try some cocaine? No? Quite alright, more for me. …More for me. For more information, feel free to consult my personal biographer, friend and trusted sidekick, Doctor Watson.
TheEpicLLOYD
EpicLLOYD
“@nicepeter: Last rehearsal before our live ERB performance tomorrow! #comedyweek http://t.co/hPh4oCN4gv” can't wait!
3 hours, 15 minutes ago
nicepeter
Last rehearsal before our live ERB performance tomorrow! #comedyweek http://t.co/ZB6VZEC8Ps
6 hours, 33 minutes ago
ChurchTuring
ChurchTuring
only looking forward to #KassemG and #ERB! http://t.co/OTQKNLU13Q
2 hours, 41 minutes ago
KevinJayMusic
KevinJayMusic
You big tooth chompy faced horse looking prick,
You snd bill o' reiley can both suck my dick
@ERB #ERB
4 hours, 32 minutes ago