Greetings. For I am the wizard Gandalf the Grey, leader of the order of the Istari. It was I who was given the first ring, Narya (the Ring of Fire, for you mortals), which has the power to inspire hope and gives resistance to the weariness of time. I live in Middle Earth among the Hobbits with my horse, Shadowfax. A horse so fearless and fast that no one could ride, but I. I walk using a staff, but it is more powerful that you may think. It served me well in my two day battle against a Balrog after falling from the Bridge of Khazad-dum (which I broke with my staff). That is, until I died in the battle. Yet, have no fear! I returned an even more powerful wizard as Gandalf the White! I went on to help stop the corrupt wizards from using the power of the ring for evil and defend the people of Middle Earth during the War of the Ring. To be honest, Frodo, Sam and Gollum actually did most of the hard work, but I’m a wizard!
Very best of evenings to you all. I am Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, headmaster of the Hogwarts school of wizarding. It was I that placed our hero Harry Potter with the Dursley’s after his parents were killed by Lord Voldemort, or Tom Riddle as I knew him. I’m always trying to be the epitome of goodness, although you can’t really trust anyone at Hogwarts. Even I was suspended as headmaster thanks to that egotistical, little prick, Lucius Malfoy. But I always “make it work,” just like just like my main man, Tim Gunn. That’s right, I’m also a proud homosexual, but you could probably tell that by my fabulous, flaming pet phoenix named Fawkes. Unfortunately, while trying to help Harry retrieve one of the horcruxes, I was greatly weakened by some idiotic potion and that is why….
Snape was able to kill me. Oh well, I lived to 116, not bad for an old gay, wizard.