I am the great founder and leader of the Mongol Empire! In my late teens I united the nomadic tribes across northeast Asia and under my leadership we conquered most of Eurasia! I am the founding father of Mongolia. Yes, I killed at least forty million people, but I also promoted religious tolerance in my empire, adopted a writing system and unified the tribes! According to custom I was buried with no markings, probably so no one could dig up my body for revenge. But just to be sure no one knew where I was buried my funeral escort killed everyone who crossed their path while taking me to my final resting place. Bad ass, indeed. During my lifetime I reigned from the Caspian Sea to the Sea of Japan! I spread my seed to so many women that eight percent of the men in Asia come from me! I am feared, I am loathed, I am worshipped and if you are Asian I am your father! I AM GENGHIS KHAN!
Hey y’all! The Easter Bunny, here! I’m the cute, little rabbit that hops into your home on Easter morning leaving baskets filled with colored eggs and candy for children! You lucky dogs! I was first introduced by Georg Franck von Franckenau in a book about an Easter Hare bringing Easter Eggs! Oh Georg, what a silly old man! You crazy! But I’m glad he invented me because what a wonderful life I’ve got! I work one day a year, people make chocolate statues of me and I’m in all sorts of movies! You guys, did you know I give eggs because they used to be forbidden during Lent, so on Easter Catholics went egg crazy? Wild, right?! Anyway, thanks for the holiday, Jesus! Hop, hop, hop!