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Mr T vs Mr Rogers

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CHARACTER BIOS

Mr. T 

Yo! I pity the fool who don’t know who I am! I’m Mr. T, sucka! I got this kick-ass mohawk that I got after looking at a National Geographic and I wear these sweet gold chains worth like $300,000! That’s right, I’m rich! My real name’s Laurence Tureaud, but I got the nickname Mr. T while I was a bodyguardin’ everybody from Diana Ross to Michael Jackson. Then I got into wrestlin’ where I was Hulk Hogan’s partner in the WWF! I also played B. A. Baracus on "The A-Team” and the boxer, Clubber Lang, in “Rocky III.” If that ain’t enough, I had my own cartoon, my own breakfast cereal and made a record called “Mr. T's Commandments” where I screamed at kids to stay in school, drink their milk and stay off drugs! I pitied a lotta children on that record. Nowadays, I wear a lot less gold and I’m a born again Christian who shows up on T.V. just to pity fools like you! 

Mr. Rogers

Hello there neighbors. My name is Fred Rogers. I’m so very glad you’re reading my bio. You’re so very special to me. Children, did you know that I went to school to be a minister? Yup, but instead I started making a children’s show out of my home in Pittsburgh. It started airing on PBS waaaay back in 1968. Isn’t that wonderful? On my show, when I come inside, I always take off my work shoes, put on my sneakers and change sweaters. Now, doesn’t that feel good?  Sure it does. In my house I get letters delivered from my postman Mr. McFeely and I have a trolley that takes us to The Land of Make Believe!! That’s where King Friday, Prince Tuesday and Henrietta Pussycat all live. It’s a magical place and I’m so glad I can share it with you. Thanks for reading my bio, I have to go now. But you know what?  It’s such a good feeling, a very good feeling. The feeling you know that I’ll be back, when the week is new, and I’ll have more ideas for you.

And you’ll have things you’ll want to talk about. I will, too.

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