Well, hello there, don’t cha know? Okay, well, let’s see here…Um, I was the republican vice presidential candidate for John McCain in the 2008 election. I’m just a regular ol’ hockey mom from Alaska, where I was governor for three years until I quit. What else? What else? Oh yeah, I’m married to my snow machine lovin’ Husband Todd Palin and we’ve got five kids: Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and Trig! And one of those kids has got a kid of her own! You betcha that’s embarrassing! On our down time we like to go huntin’, ride our snow machines, sit on our porch and watch Russia and film a reality show on TLC that makes us look like a super duper lovin’ family in case I ever want to run for president! I’m also a commentator on Fox News where I can talk about how great the Tea Party is and my giant bus with the constitution on the side! I like to say what I want when I want without it havin’ to make sense or be true, that’s what I call “Goin’ Rogue!” Nice chattin’ with ya, friend!
You know me as the Lady Gaga, singer, cultural icon, person of fame, human trumpet! Yes, I am these things. I am also Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, a little girl from New York City who loves art and music and performing and LIFE! She, who is me, attended NYU to study musical theater and follow her dream. Which I did. After performing in the NYC club scene for years doing experimental art mixed with music and going through a lot of recording label bullshit, I finally became the wonderful, famous artist you must adore. But how did I become The Lady Gaga? The name comes from a text that autocorrected the Queen song Radio Gaga to Lady Gaga, who then became me. Now, I have millions of fans, which I call my "little monsters” and I have been labeled The Queen of Pop. It is a large responsibility to be this amazing and I take it very seriously. I am vigorously anti-bullying and I support LGBT rights by doing things like wearing a meat dress to the VMA’s. It also helps that sometimes I like to be really, super weird for no reason. Snowcone!